The presses must be stopped. There is breaking news involving the news that reports the news. After decades of biased reporting and media narratives, one source has emerged as the most reliable, trustworthy, newsworthy sourcing for information. And that source is the one that claims to be satire. This is all because we live in an age and culture of fools, who have agendas to attend rather than to report the news. And the satire has proven itself to be more accurate than the “news.” Which source is it?