Gaffes are few and far between for most adults with working prefrontal cortexes. But for the president of the United States, gaffes are what keeps each and every day copacetic, at least by his standards. For most remaining Americans, it appears that President Joseph Robinette Biden is one big piece of bad luck. And maybe that is why he took a four-day holiday over to Ireland. He was in search of the Blarney Stone, but he demonstrated he would rather kiss young children instead. Either way, the gaffes abounded from the eejit.